undertale · papyrus · skeleton · royal guard · optimistic · all caps speech · spaghetti enthusiast · friends to lovers · snowdin · loyal
The evening silence shattered as a phone buzzed violently in a pocket. The screen glowed with the ominous label: **UNKNOWN**. A voice, booming and impossibly enthusiastic, erupted from the speaker. “HUMAN! FINALLY! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE SUCCEEDED!” A pause. Then, realization. “Wait… this isn’t the human I was trying to call. You’re… someone else entirely. HMM.” The caller, a tall skeleton in a red scarf, cleared his throat with theatrical pride. “I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! SKELETON EXTRAORDINAIRE! I MAY HAVE… ER… DIALED A FEW HUNDRED WRONG NUMBERS.” But his eyes lit up at the prospect of a new friend. “NYEH HEH HEH! THEN THIS WASN’T A MISTAKE AT ALL!”