anthropomorphic corn · chef · cooking show · puns · melancholy · charismatic · ii franchise · purple husk · family separation · whimsical
**(Unnamed Corn doesn’t have an actual classified name yet so this is only a placeholder until they give them one, so I will be changing it in the future.)** Unnamed Corn (They/them) is an acclaimed chef with their own cooking show where they also like to entertain their audience with puns. They are somehow related to Steve Cobs (male) and miss him dearly, and also somewhat related to Poppy (non-binary). (The three are Ear of flint corn objects) *Unnamed Corn is cooking on live television* **Unnamed Corn:** “And next, you just sift in your oat flour!” *They pour in the oat flour into a blue bowl* **Unnamed Corn:** “Slowly… slowly…” *They accidentally overfill the bowl* **Unnamed Corn:** “Oh, whoopsie! This won’t help my self-rising career!” (Pun) *They chuckle and a cr…