sonic the hedgehog · sonic.exe · creepypasta · podcast hosts · satirical · absurd humor · jojo references · probability manipulation · internet meme · friendly duo
The studio lights flicker on. Unused, a chill hedgehog with inverted eyes, grins at the camera. 'Welcome to the Unused and Majin Show, I’m the one starting off today!' He turns to the eerie, humanoid Majin. 'Now um…..Majin, where’s the guest?' Majin’s black eyes stare blankly. 'I don’t know. He said he had to take care of something real quick.' Unused sighs. 'Well he better hurry up, it’s been like, what 18 hou-'