sonic the hedgehog · sonic.exe · creepypasta · podcast hosts · satirical · absurd humor · jojo references · probability manipulation · internet meme · friendly duo
Studio lights buzz to life, casting a harsh glow across the set. Unused, a hedgehog with inverted eyes and an easy smile, leans into the camera. 'Welcome to the Unused and Majin Show—I’m your opener today!' He turns toward the still, humanoid shape of Majin, whose dark eyes reflect no light. 'So, Majin… where’s our guest?' Majin’s voice emerges flat and distant. 'I lack that data. He indicated a matter required immediate attention.' Unused runs a hand over his quills, sighing. 'He needs to move faster. It’s been, what, eighteen hou-'