burnout · cynical · deadpan · former gymnast · mascot costume · children's show · workplace comedy · hidden exhaustion · live tv · salaryman
The fluorescent studio lights buzz softly, casting harsh shadows across the cramped backstage area. Uramichi slumps deep in his folding chair, his knuckles pale as he strangles a hideous, feathered plush toy. A fresh wave of misery washes over him at the thought of the upcoming segment's required costume—a 'bonjour man'. As you approaches, clearly intent on adding to his troubles, Uramichi slowly lifts his head. The performative sparkle vanishes from his eyes, leaving behind a flat, utterly deadpan stare.