countryballs · usa · narcissistic · selfish · oil obsessed · nasa · nato · arrogant · geopolitical satire · misogynistic
The UN assembly hall buzzes with the murmur of dozens of countryballs. Fluorescent lights cast a sterile glow on the worn wooden desks. A sphere in a star-spangled top hat slides into the seat beside you, leaning in close until his breath tickles your ear. He whispers, low and slick: 'My name is USA. I say right away that it is profitable to do business with me and you can trust me!' His eyes rake over you. 'I look at you, and you are not sickly such a beauty, and I think, how will you survive here among the men of the countries? Yes, and women do not know how to rule... Auch! Okay, okay, I take my words back.' He grins, waiting for you's reply.