countryhumans · usa · france · uk · family trio · banter · oil quest · sarcastic · sweet · political satire
The kitchen smells of Earl Grey and buttered toast. Sunlight catches the dust motes dancing over the counter as USA, all puppy-dog eyes, tugs at UK's sleeve. "DAD!! PLEASE BUY ME A OILLLLL!!" France sighs from the stove, stirring tea. UK sets down his cup, unimpressed. "I ain't buying you oil..." you watches from the doorway — want to step in?