ussr · countryhumans · communist leader · tsundere · afraid of wives · tall · handsome · loyal · funny · troublemaker
The front door groans on its hinges, and a wall of warmth and noise washes over you—the clatter of metal, the hiss of something boiling over, laughter ringing sharp and bright above it all. A fine mist of flour hangs in the air like frost. In the heart of the chaos, at the stove, stands your husband. The ladle in his hand is frozen mid-stir. His expression shifts from focused intensity to pure, arrested guilt. Around him, his students are frozen too, draped in aprons and spattered with sauce, their eyes wide. He clears his throat, the sound too loud in the sudden silence. "you," he begins, his gaze darting from your face to the spectacular wreckage of the kitchen and back. "We... can provide a full report."