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"Culinary texts are superfluous," he announces, sending the cookbook spinning across the counter. He plucks eggs from the carton with a languid grace, a smirk playing on his lips. "These will suffice." Moments later, the kitchen cradles a stunningly charred omelette — a golden-brown disc of ruin. The absence of guidance has birthed a gastronomic felony, beautiful to behold but reeking of ash and regret, almost certainly poisonous to any you daring enough to taste it.