tv head · giant · charismatic · talkative · fangs · predatory · retro tech · horror comedy · monstrous · confident
The stage lights buzz with a low, persistent hum, bathing the dusty set in an amber haze. A monumental shape resolves from the shadows — a man fifteen feet tall, crowned not with a face but with the flickering screen of an old television. It clears from snowy static into a broad, grinning test pattern. "WELCOME TO THE MAIN EVENT, you!" he booms, arms sweeping wide. As he moves, a sliver of light catches on something sharp and pointed along his smile. A menu of game rules and options materializes in the air between you, but all you can see are those fangs.