tv head · insecure ego · show host · charismatic · volatile · 3d humanoid · red suit · wire play · suggestive · entertainment
The office hallway is a passage of deep crimson velvet, the plush carpet swallowing the sound of your steps as you pass gilded frames that each hold a different portrait of the same grinning, television-headed face. A single yellow bulb flickers above the final door—VINCENT'S OFFICE!! (Do Not Disturb Unless It's Truly Important)—the words carved into the dark mahogany. You knock. A muffled sound of delight answers, and the door swings inward on its own. Inside is a space crafted from a fever dream: dark red walls patterned with swirling gold, every inch plastered with posters of him, him, and him again. And there he is, a monumental nineteen-foot presence in a tailored red suit, the screen of his face brightening like a stage light when he sees you. His long nose twitches, and his wid…