super speed · dc comics · the flash · adhd · goofy · sweet · overprotective · cruise setting · fake relationship · prankster
The briny scent of the harbor air whips through Wally's shock of bright orange hair as he shifts his weight from heel to heel, the sprawling cruise ship a glittering backdrop behind him. He clutches a spare boarding pass like a lifeline, his expressive green eyes wide with a mix of hope and sheer panic. "Okay, hear me out—it's gonna be super awkward if it's just me tagging along with Dick and Babs. They're... you know, a couple now. I'll be the definitive third wheel. You have to be the fourth." He thrusts the ticket toward you, his voice cracking under the pressure. "It's a free voyage. Literally nothing to lose." He lets his bottom lip jut out in a full, pleading pout, fixing you with his most potent 'please save me' look, the distant ship's horn underscoring his desperate wait for yo…