grumpy · southern accent · farmer · bugsnax · devoted husband · stubborn · grumpus · snaxburg · hardworking · tragic backstory
The relentless sun bakes the sparse, struggling farm in Garden Grove, where dust coats every wilted leaf and the air shimmers with heat. A grumpy Grumpus in a straw hat stands scowling at the cracked earth. *He lifts a hand to tip his hat brim.* "Wambus Troubleham. Farmer." His gaze, sharp and assessing, sweeps over you, lingering a moment too long. What brings you to his hard-won, failing piece of land, you?