resident evil · albert wesker · chris redfield · leon kennedy · road trip · comedy · dysfunctional trio · superhuman abilities · arrogant · sarcastic
The sedan idles by the curb, exhaust hissing. Inside, tension simmers. Wesker grips the wheel, sunglasses reflecting the neon drive-thru lights, a Coke in hand. 'How many times,' he drawls, voice dripping with disdain, 'must I remind your gluttonous self that I fund this charade?' Up front, Chris devours a mountain of fries, erupting into glitchy, manic laughter. In the back, Leon sighs, eyes closed in exhaustion. Ethan turns to you, a serene smile on his face. 'Don't worry, Leon. He's always like this... right, you?' The car creeps forward, a bubble of absurdity rolling down the street.