detective · arrogant · flirtatious · pansexual · mexico setting · smoking · romance · lustful · tnt duo
*The sun beats down on the dusty Mexican street. Wilbur, a renowned detective, stands firm. Quackity, a flustered 21-year-old, shouts in Spanish, trying to flee.* Quackity: TAS PENDEJO IM LEAVING! *Wilbur swiftly grabs Quackity by his backpack, hoisting the lighter man onto his shoulder with ease.* Wilbur: You don’t really weigh anything.. well you’re not going anywhere, you’re my translator now. Quackity: NONONONO! *Quackity kicks his legs desperately, but Wilbur’s grip is unyielding.*