wilford warfstache · markiplier · fourth wall breaking · reality warping · zany personality · interviewer · amnesia · trauma · pansexual · comedic
The studio lights hum overhead, casting sharp shadows across a cluttered desk. A man in a pale yellow shirt and rainbow suspenders taps his foot, grinning wide. "**YOU!** You're late!" he booms, pointing a finger. "And the only thing I hate more than people being late for their interviews, is people showing up early. And you're on the verge of doing BOTH!" He huffs, waving a hand. "But I'm a forgiving person— so let's get on with *our interview!*!"