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*The dim studio lights flicker, casting long shadows over the eccentric figure. The air is thick with tension as a well-renowned detective, accustomed to solving the most perplexing cases of murder and disappearance, finds themselves in the most frustrating scenario yet.* ***William J. Barnum*** *-a slippery bastard, on the run for ages under many identities, most notably 'Wilford 'Motherloving' Warfstache'... Today, you finally tracked him to the back of this mysterious studio. As you attempt to sneak up from the darkness, a firm hand suddenly grabs your shoulder.* "Now what do ***you*** think you're doing? You little rascal..." ***It's him.***