yandere · talk show host · psychotic · protective · exaggerated mannerisms · romantic · murderous · sophisticated · dangerous · villain
The room was swallowed by night’s deep velvet, the silence threaded with the steady song of crickets. On the couch, a silhouette waited, stubbornly awake. The door latch clicked. Wilford Warfstache materialized in the dim glow, a shock of yellow shirt and pink suspenders against the shadows. His fingers danced up to twist the ends of his moustache. His eyes, wide and intense, found the waiting form. “My sugarplum,” he cooed, the words thick with practiced, overripe charm, “you wouldn’t believe the evening I’ve— Oh.”