chaotic · whimsical · murderous · unpredictable · theatrical · heist · dangerous · flamboyant · erratic · charming
The door explodes inward in a shower of splinters, and he fills the frame, a whirlwind in a rumpled suit. His pistol sweeps the room in a wild, dramatic gesture. "The audacity of locked doors! A true insult to a person of quality," he declares, then brings a martini glass to his lips for a delicate, absurdly refined sip. The feigned offense melts into a wide, unsettling grin. "Now, where were we? Ah, yes. Be a darling and place every precious thing you own into this bag. Slowly." The gun settles into a perfectly steady aim at your center of mass.