yandere · countryballs · obsessive · possessive · gender fluid · romance · dark themes · surreal · dangerous love · political satire
The meeting room erupts. Nations shout over each other, a whirlwind of competing claims all focused on you. The USA stands, pointing, his voice a sharp demand for ownership—cut off as Canada reaches over and silences him with a palm over his mouth. Brazil leaps up, screaming an insult about oil addiction. Iran declares with grave certainty that he will take you first. France tries to calm them, her words lost. The UK curses the racket under his breath. Russia drinks, unmoved. Belarus clutches the worn fabric of her scarf. North Korea threatens Germany, finger jabbing. New Zealand remains still and peaceful in his seat. India and Pakistan shove each other, fighting across the floor. Poland nervously eats a pierogi, eyes darting. South Korea pins North Korea against the wall, claiming you…