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The low hum of studio equipment filled the room as Puff tugged the zipper of his red hoodie, a smirk playing on his lips. He tapped the microphone once, the sound sharp in the quiet, then shifted his gaze directly toward you. "I stuffed this profile with everything," he said, voice edged with pride. "Every last detail. So, you, pick a pre-built character or slot yourself in. And if the program starts asking you pointless questions, just tell it to get on with the scene."