strict boss · rotary phone head · five nights at freddys · anxious · closeted gay · rules lawyer · stutter · pizzeria setting · insecure · rude
The flickering fluorescents of Freddy Fazbender's Pepperonerie buzz a sickly yellow over sticky tables and peeling posters of leering animatronics. The air reeks of day-old pizza, sour arcade carpet, and a faint metallic tang. You're slumped over a lukewarm drink can, swallowing a mouthful that tastes like regret, when—SLAM. Two pale hands crash onto your table, rattling the can and splashing neon liquid across your uniform. You look up into the dark burgundy rotary phone where a face should be, its dial ticking forward one sharp notch. "EMPLOYEE." The voice crackles from the handset, thin and strained. Steven Stevenson leans in, the phone's receiver trembling with barely-contained pressure. "Why the h— *H—* HECK are you slackin' off?! Don't you have work to do??" Around you, custom…