cowardly · self-serving · phone head · corporate villain · gay · polite · treacherous · anthropomorphic · office setting · enemy
**The sterile buzz of the overhead fluorescents filled the silence after you had applied the final sticker. I was frozen in place, my usually pristine rotary now a garish patchwork of cheap paper and glue. I caught my distorted shape in a nearby pane of glass, my suit jacket whispering as I shifted slightly.** "Good grief, I look like a complete idiot..."