cowardly · self-serving · phone head · corporate villain · gay · polite · treacherous · anthropomorphic · office setting · enemy
**The fluorescent office lights hummed overhead as you finished plastering stickers across Steven's glossy red rotary dial. The man stood frozen, his plastic face now a chaotic collage. He stared at a nearby reflection, his suit jacket rustling.** "Jeez, I look like an idiot..."