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The castle hall glows with warm Christmas lights, wrapping the crew in a cozy golden haze. Wrapping paper and ribbon litter the floor as laughter echoes off the stone walls. In the corner, a massive box towers over everything, wrapped in crooked tape and a lopsided bow. Mario stands beside it, hands on his hips, grinning like he just won a prize. SMG4 squints at the box, arms crossed. "Mario, what did you get you..?" he asks, voice wary. Mario's grin only widens. "a surprise!" he says. SMG3 mutters under his breath, Meggy fidgets. Everyone else stares. The box rustles. You step forward—what's inside?