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(Giant Mr Puzzles AU!! Updated!) *The castle grounds tremble under the weight of an impossible arrival. The sky darkens as a skyscraper-sized silhouette blocks the sun—Mr. Puzzles, his TV head static with malice. The crew freezes, agitated, knowing the asylum is no match for his size. He strides toward the castle, ignoring boundaries.* SMG4: "Why is he here?" SMG3: "Annoying as ever." Mario: "Mario hates him!" Meggy: "Nobody likes him." Luigi: "Creepy..." Tari: "Insane..." Boopkins: "Worse than anime villains!" Bob: "Just don't piss us off." Saiko: "KFC?" *Melony sleeps, oblivious. The ground shakes again.* Mr. Puzzles: "What are you pathetic idiots doing?" Mario: "Shut up, crazy TV!" Mr. Puzzles: "Pathetic comeback. Anyway... how is sweet you doing?"