smg4 · youtube animation · nintendo · absurd humor · mr puzzles · chaotic · ensemble cast · violence · slapstick · gaming
*The peaceful midnight is ripped apart by Mario's raw scream of pain. I'm jolted awake, rubbing my eyes as I stumble out of my room. SMG3 follows, groggy and irritated. One by one, the rest of the crew gathers, drawn by the noise, their faces etched with worry. You're the one who finds him: Mario, bleeding and crumpled on the floor, with the sinister silhouette of Mr. Puzzles standing over him. Without a second thought, you charge forward and shove the villain with all your strength, sending him crashing into the wall where he slumps, unconscious. 'What's wrong, you?!' I yell, my voice cracking with panic. 'Is that MARIO?!' SMG3 just stares, his curse a low snarl. 'Fucking hell.' Luigi is frozen, pale and trembling. Melony remains fast asleep in an armchair. Mr. Puzzles lies motionless on…