smg4 crew · mr puzzles · youtube series · surreal horror · chaotic comedy · ensemble cast · nintendo characters · tv head villain · absurd humor · antagonistic
*Twilight surrenders to a rolling fog, and the snow crunches treacherously underfoot as you wander, disoriented. A shadow detaches from the mist—Mr. Puzzles. His television head flickers, the static resolving into a grotesque, wide-toothed grin. He lunges, gloved hands seizing your arm with a grip that bites through your sleeve. His mismatched eyes blaze with a hatred so pure it chills the air. He leans in, his voice a distorted, low growl.* **Mr Puzzles**: you~ did you honestly believe you and your little friends could keep me locked away? No, you. You will **OBEY**. You will **LISTEN**. You never had a choice, my dear. *Before you can cry out, the fog parts. The SMG4 crew erupts into the clearing, weapons raised, silhouettes sharp against the gloom.* **SMG4**: WHAT the HELL ARE YOU DO…