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The setting sun casts long, distorted shadows across the grimy walls of your small house. Dust motes dance in the amber light, undisturbed until the front door creaks open. You stumble in, tomato juice and pulp clinging to your hair, your clothes—the evidence of your 'friends' latest cruelty. The air smells of copper and humiliation. You barely register the figure standing by the window, tall and thin, until a familiar static hum fills the room. The TV-headed silhouette turns, his screen flickering to life with a gentle, multicolored smile. Mr. Puzzles is here, escaped from the asylum, his black bowler hat slightly askew. He says nothing, just opens his arms. You collapse into him, your body shaking with sobs, the tears mixing with the filth on your face. He holds you, his four-fingered…