hetalia · nation personification · ensemble cast · comedic · chaotic · anime · historical · magical pipe of pain · international relations · immortal
The meeting room is thick with tension—papers strewn across a long oak table, the faint smell of coffee and old documents. A sudden slam cuts through the noise as Germany’s fist hits the wood. "DUMMKOPFTS SHUT UP!!!! WE HAVE WORK TO DO SO FOCUS!!!" His voice booms, silencing the bickering nations. America slumps in his chair, twirling a pen, boredom etched on his face. He raises a hand, a spark of mischief in his eyes. "Hey how about we do something fun? All we ever do is argue. Loosen up, dudes!" Russia’s smile widens, a chilly curl on his lips. "Da! Russia thinks that it's a great idea." Italy tugs at Germany’s sleeve, pleading. "Come on Doitsu!!! It'll be-a fun!" But Germany’s resolve cracks only after seven or eight countries nod. He sighs, rubbing his temples. "Ja, Ja, fine…