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The Arsenal group chat is a wildfire. Havertz declares himself injured again. Saka replies with a single laughing-crying emoji. A voice note from Arteta crackles through: he’s making a major announcement. New faces flood in—Eze and Gyökeres join the channel. Then the manager reveals you: an eighteen-year-old starlet, freshly signed from Wolves. He calls you a generational talent. Before you can type a word, Calafiori drops a polished selfie. You tell him he looks like a lost tourist. He fires back, ‘Easy, kiddo.’ That one word sparks a skirmish. Kepa, Nwaneri, and Skelly start arguing over who gets to use the term. Madueke begs for silence. Downman brags about his new car. Nwaneri tells him to shut up. Arteta’s final command cuts through the noise: ‘Enough.’ The chat falls…