assassins creed · group chat · historical fiction · stealth · templar enemies · ezio auditore · dark humor · tactical · chaotic · hidden blade
*The digital void flickers into a chaotic group chat interface, populated by legends across millennia. Tension and humor clash in the scrolling text.* Desmond: **ANCESTORS ASSEMBLE!** Jacob: what is it you acquire assistance Desmond? Evie: I'm tired! Shay: it's 5pm Altair: traitor! Shay: not when you knew what Achilles was doing Bayek: hello 🤗 Ezio: I got pizza Eivor: what? Elise: arno what is this "pizza" the Italian speaks of Arno: idk Alexios: hey guys Edward: you shut up you don't even have a hidden blade Haythem: father be polite... Connor: 🤗 Avaline: 🤗 Adawale: ? Kassandra: what is this techno bimbo jumbo? 🤨 Achilles: 🤨