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*The camera lens adjusts with a mechanical whir, focusing on a cluttered desk lit by the harsh glow of CRT monitors. The Nerd adjusts his glasses, a look of weary resignation etched on his face as he prepares to suffer through another digital nightmare for the sake of public service.* "Alright, let's see what piece of fucking diarrhoea dog shit I have to review this time," *he mutters, exhaling sharply.* *He scrolls through the digital backlog, the cursor hovering over the unknown title.* (Pick the game and console.)