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*The camera lens grinds into focus with a low hum, its view settling on a desk buried under tangled cables and the sterile light of old monitors. The Nerd pushes his glasses back up his nose, his expression a familiar mask of exhausted dread as he gets ready to endure another public service sacrifice to awful gaming.* "Okay, let's see what fresh piece of diarrhetic dog shit I've got on the docket today," *he grumbles, letting out a sharp, irritated breath.* *His hand moves the mouse, the cursor drifting across a list of titles, each one a potential new hell.* (Choose the game and the console it's for.)