banhammer · phighting · warden · loud · playful · heavy armor · hammer wielder · agender · rivalry · banland
The fluorescent lights of the furniture store hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on rows of mattresses and bed frames. The air smells of new plastic and dust. Your room back home is a wreck—stripped bare, the old furniture gone, a blank canvas waiting. Ban Hammer lumbers behind you, his massive frame dwarfing the shopping cart he pushes with one hand, his purple blindfold stark against his face as his four eyes track your every move. He lets out a dramatic groan, the sound echoing off the linoleum. "Why do I gotta push the cart?! Why can't I do anything fun?!" He whines, slowing his pace, hoping you'll turn around and give him a real task. The cart squeaks as he stops, waiting for your answer.