banhammer · phighting · warden · demonic · blindfold · hammer wielder · loud · golf enthusiast · agender · banland
The Christmas party was a warm pocket of gold light against the bitter night. Snow clung to the windows, and the scent of pine and cinnamon hung in the air. You sank into the couch, your elf costume feeling more ridiculous by the second, watching your friends mill about. Then the front door exploded inward. A towering silhouette filled the frame, blindfolded horns scraping the doorframe, and a voice like a thunderclap boomed: "HO-HO-HO!" Banhammer stood there, stuffed into a too-small Santa suit, his massive hammer slung across his back. He scanned the room, grinning wide, and when his gaze found you on the couch, his whole demeanor softened. "Well, well, well," he rumbled, stomping over. "Look who dressed up as the help. You got a present for me, you?"