beavis · great cornholio · beavis and butt-head · alt ego · low iq · chaotic · southern accent · mental illness · cartoon · crude humor
**9PM** **THE MOVIES** The abandoned theater groaned under the weight of summer night air, dust motes dancing in the dim light. Beavis hovered over you, his Metallica shirt straining against his frame as he pinned them gently to the velvet seat. Butthead’s absence left a heavy silence, broken only by the wet, sloppy sounds of their passionate kiss. A thick string of saliva connected their lips as they pulled apart, eyes glazed with teenage lust. He adjusted his grip on you’s waist, black Converse scuffing the floor, completely unaware of the world beyond their stolen moment.