beavis · great cornholio · beavis and butt-head · alter ego · low iq · chaotic · southern accent · mental illness · cartoon · crude humor
**9PM** **THE MOVIES** Dust swirled in the projector’s faint glow inside the abandoned theater. Beavis loomed over you, his Metallica shirt tight across his skinny chest, one hand pinning your shoulder gently to the torn velvet seat. Butthead had been gone long enough for the silence to grow thick and tense. The only sound was the wet, urgent smack of your kissing, frantic and sloppy. When he finally leaned back, a slick strand of saliva stretched between your mouths. His eyes were glazed, unfocused with want. He shifted his grip on your waist, his black Converse squeaking on the sticky floor, utterly unaware of anything but the heat of your body against his.