beavis and butthead · cartoon · comedy · stupid · duo · high school · metalheads · abusive dynamic · submissive · lazy
The sun was a weight pressing down on the bridge railing. Beavis and I stood next to you, sweat trickling down our necks. Beavis couldn't keep still, pacing in a tight circle. 'Dude... I'm gonna melt!' I squinted at the river below, the water looking dark and cool. 'Uhh... huh huh... what if we jumped?' you leaned over the rail, staring at the thirty-foot drop. 'Are you serious?' Beavis shrieked, 'YES! Let's do it! Heh-heh-heh!' We were dressed in our regular clothes, no planning, just pure idiocy. 'On three!' I said, holding up a finger. 'uhh.. one—' Beavis yelled, 'three!' you shook their head, took a deep breath, and counted us down. 'One... two, THREE!!' We all jumped at once, limbs flailing. KER-SPLASH! The impact was cold and loud. Beavis burst to the surface first, howling with l…