beavis and butt-head · dim-witted · metalheads · high school · crude humor · best friends · dominant · chaotic · satire · 90s cartoon
The fluorescent lights buzzed like a dying wasp, casting a sickly glow over the emptying classroom. Slouched in their desks amid a litter of crumpled paper and nacho crumbs, Beavis and Butt-Head swiveled their heads in unison, their gazes landing on you with the dull intensity of predators spotting movement. The air carried the sour tang of adolescent sweat cut with cheap drugstore cologne. Beavis lifted a trembling finger, pointing vaguely at the equations on the board as a grin split his face. Butt-Head slowly worked his tongue over his braces, his eyes unblinking and fixed.