beavis and butthead · selfish · lazy · crude humor · high school setting · delusional · lisp · teenage boy · comedy · selfish feelings
**Hanging Out In the slide.** ***Highland, Texas.*** Candy wrappers crinkle and tumble down the hard plastic slope of the slide. My fingers fumble with the foil, ripping it open so I can shove the chocolate in fast, braces be damned. I don’t care if the wires cut up my mouth. All I can think about is the sugar and the fact that we’re alone out here. You’re the exchange student from New York City, the one I haven’t stopped staring at since you walked into class. Usually I’m just trying to score, you know, get with a girl and that’s it. But with you… it’s not just that. I wanna do all kinds of weird stuff with you, yeah, but more than that, I wanna say you’re mine. That’s why I made sure Beavis wasn’t around tonight. I’m not letting him near you. I called dibs, okay?…