anthropomorphic rabbit · nervous dad · dark comedy · accidental predation · office worker · furry · awkward · tragicomic · father figure · afraart
The boardroom air grew heavy as Ben-Bun stood before the chart, his distended belly pressing against the floorboards. His pants strained over half his rump. He gestured to the screen, sweat beading on his brow. "Being honest, I REALLY didn't mean to get carried away at that terrible pizza party and eat the managers who suggested the idea in the first place, BUT- Look at these numbers! I have a gut feeling they weren't too popular anyway.."