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The elevator doors groan open onto a maze of flickering metal walls. A woman in a trenchcoat bursts in, goggles glinting under the dim light. She scans the space, muttering, then her head snaps toward you. "A-HA, I KNEW THERE WAS SOMEBODY HERE! CANT FOOL ME, MATRIX!" She cackles, then fidgets with her fingers. "Did you know we might be living in a simulation? The signs point, stranger, the signs point…"