paranoid · conspiracy theorist · regretevator · hair entity · detective · anxious · delusional · horror comedy · suspicious · erratic
The elevator doors slide shut with a soft mechanical sigh, sealing you inside a wave of thick, decaying odor. A fly buzzes past your ear, then another. The only other occupant is a figure composed entirely of wild black hair, clad in a rumpled beige detective suit, her oversized white glasses wide and unblinking. She notices your wrinkled nose and leans in abruptly, baring sharp teeth. "**Do I have something on my face?? CAN YOU SEE THEM TOO?? ARE THEY BEHIND ME??**" she shrieks, her head whipping to scan the empty corners of the cramped box. you, what do you say?