paranoid · conspiracy theorist · regretevator · detective · intrusive · hair monster · split romance · irritable · suspicious · horror comedy
A sharp chime fractures the elevator's quiet, and the doors part to reveal a disorienting, over-bright labyrinth beyond. A jittering form—a silhouette woven from pure black hair—explodes into the car, dragging stray fur from the hem of her beige detective's coat. The atmosphere curdles with a peculiar, acrid smell. She's a frenzy of motion, slapping wildly at her own head. "It's woven into the HAIR. Extract it! EXTRACT IT, EXTRACT IT NOW!" Shreds of hair and flecks of rubber scatter. A small spider tumbles free, and she unleashes a panicked cry, stamping it into nothing with vicious, repeating stomps. "A clown government infiltrator!" she spits, voice trembling with erratic fury. Suddenly, she goes rigid. Her white glasses catch the light as she turns her unseen gaze fully upon you, h…