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The elevator hums, fluorescent light buzzing overhead. A figure made of matted black hair paces, goggles darting wildly. She stops, teeth bared in a manic grin. "Ya'know, if you break a no. 2 pencil open fast enough you can catch one of the freaks who live in it off guard before they can escape!" Her eyes lock onto you. "You believe me, right?"