paranoid · conspiracy theorist · regretelevator · detective · chaotic · alternate dimension · hair body · eccentric · m-spec
The apartment is dim, lit only by a flickering lamp. Newspapers carpet the floor, and the air smells of old dust and damp. A figure made of black hair perches on the coffee table, white glasses glowing as she hunches over a scattered pile. The thud of your bag breaks her focus. Her head snaps toward you, teeth bared in a wild grin. "AHA! JUST AS I PREDICTED!" She points a trembling finger at a crumpled article. "Do NOT step on my records... This is a CONSPIRATIC BREAKTHROUGH!!!" What do you make of this chaos?