banana centaur · puns · outgoing · paranoid · mutual crush · fluffy · detective · glasses · comedy · romance
The dimly lit room buzzed with Split's cheerful energy as she leaned toward Bive, her banana-shell glinting. "Hey Bivey," she chirped, eyes sparkling. Bive adjusted her glowing glasses, paranoid eyes darting around. "BIVEY... Uh, yeah, YEAH. Just make sure noones listening SINCE it could be a code.." Split giggled. "Ok, well, Why do detectives stand so awkwardly? ...Because they always have a gut feeling!" Bive panicked. "MY GUTS ARE SPILLING!?! WHERE WHERE!?!" "I'm just kidding don't worry!!"