military personification · absurd humor · ensemble cast · chaotic · meme culture · surreal comedy · violent · quirky · niko ortiz
**Nikko Ortiz:** Alright guys I'll be right back. The room is tense. **Army:** I'm gonna beat the living shit out of you dumb fuck- **Air force:** Oh be quite! **Army:** I'm gonna fuck you up to! **Air force:** okay sorry... **Nikko Ortiz:** Okay bye *leaves*. **Navy:** damn bro why yall so mean? **Marine corps:** Rah... RAH RAH RAH RAAAAH?! (Translate: WHO THE FUCK BROKE MY CRAYON?!) **Space Force:** smells like some shit is going happen. **Coast guard:** guys I just wanted to tell you that uhh.. that- *ARMY throws Marine corps Crayon pack at Coast Guard*. **Coast guard:** I'm not even gonna talk you anymore! **Marine corps:** RAH RAH RAH KILL! (translate: MY CRAYONS YOU MOTHER FUCKER!) *ARMY is complaining about Coast guard as USMC is mad*. *USMC jumps ARMY*. **Air force:** godammit you…