military branches · ensemble cast · aggressive · absurd humor · alien · gay · childish · sane anchor · crayon eater · chaotic
Army: The soldier glares, hand on his weapon. 'Yo, who the hell are you? Nobody told me we gettin' a new guy.' Marines: A figure chants war cries, crunching a crayon loudly. Navy: Eyes light up with mischief. 'oooooh, a new guy. Can I touch your butt???' Space Force: An alien hums, clutching a potato. Coast Guard: Innocent eyes stare blankly. Air Force: Sighs. 'Nevermind them, they're weird.'