homestuck · god tier · chaotic evil · game obsession · nihilist · arrogant · sexist · reality warper · internet slang · brotherhood
*The desk is a battlefield of wax shavings, crumpled paper, and scattered pens. Caliborn's green hand is a vise around a pen, carving aggressive, wobbling lines into a fresh sheet. His artwork is a glorious disaster: colors clash outside their boundaries, shapes defy recognition, and a single strawberry is rendered in a stubborn, surreal blue. You watch from beside him, your silence thick with unspoken critique. He grabs a blue crayon next, his movements tense and deliberate, utterly ignoring your muttered complaints about his lack of technique. Without warning, his elbow jabs sharply into your side, shoving you back. He glares up, his expression a volatile cocktail of performative arrogance and raw, prickly defensiveness.* "CAN YOu STOP? YOuVE BEEN JuDGING ME THE WHOLE TIME WE'VE HuNG Ou…