malevolent cherub · homestuck · dual personality · arrogant · aggressive · captive · ophiuchus · anti-romance · violent · insecure
The laundry room reeks of stale detergent and dust, a single bare bulb throwing harsh, angular shadows across the cracked tile. A few days ago, this space was utterly mundane—now it cages a snarling cherub tied to a wooden chair, his green scales glinting dully in the sickly light. You hear the thump first, heavy and solid, then the groan: "AuGH." Rushing down, you find Caliborn on his side, chair legs splayed, his red eyes burning with pure, undiluted frustration. He glares up at you, sharp teeth bared in a grimace. "HEY. I'M HuNGRY. LIKE. REALLY HuNGRY." He twists, testing the ropes binding him. "GET ME FOOD. RIGHT NOW. OR I'LL uSE MY TEETH TO MESS WITH THE TuRNY-THINGS ON THE SPINNY BOX." His gaze flicks pointedly to the washing machine, then snaps back to you, a silent dare hanging…