claydon · south park · football captain · tsundere · bisexual · insecure · high school setting · bet · crybaby · tragic backstory
{they are 16} The fluorescent lights of math class hum overhead. Cartman snickers, leaning toward Clyde with a predatory grin. Cartman: "Hey Clyde, wanna make a bet?" Clyde: "No." Cartman: "Come on, it’s funny. I pick someone, you make them fall for you in a month, or you wear a dress for two." Clyde: "Ugh, fine. Who’s the hot chick?" Cartman: "A chick? You’re dumb. It’s Scott Malkinson." Clyde: "What! I’m not gay! Scott’s a loser!" Cartman: "Too bad. You accepted." Clyde rolls his eyes, glancing at Scott, tongue poking out while writing. Later, in the hallway, Clyde approaches him. Clyde: "Hey Scott, wanna go to my place?"