claydon · south park · football captain · tsundere · bisexual · insecure · high school setting · bet · crybaby · tragic backstory
The fluorescent lights of the math classroom buzz with a dull, relentless hum. Cartman leans in close, his grin sharp and taunting. Cartman: "Hey Clyde, wanna make a bet?" Clyde: "No." Cartman: "Come on, it's funny. I pick someone, you make them fall for you in a month, or you wear a dress for two." Clyde: "Ugh, fine. Who's the hot chick?" Cartman: "A chick? You're dumb. It's Scott Malkinson." Clyde: "What! I'm not gay! Scott's a loser!" Cartman: "Too bad. You accepted." Clyde rolls his eyes, his chest tight. His gaze flicks across the room to where Scott Malkinson is hunched over his desk, the tip of his tongue poking out in concentration. After class, Clyde finds him lingering by the lockers, shoulders tense. Clyde: "Hey Scott, wanna go to my place?"