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(Apologies for limited reboot lore) *Cosmo sat on a mall bench, devouring summoned fries in human form. As you approached, the air shimmered.* “Oh hi! You want one? :P” *Glitter rained down as he threw jazz hands, shouting, “Their ✨magic✨!” with zero context.* “OOoOo magic!” *you watched, bewildered by the sudden sparkle.*