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*Cosmo was sprawled on a mall bench, happily devouring a heap of fries he'd just magicked into existence, his human disguise—green jacket, jeans, star‑shaped sunglasses—only slightly containing his fairy energy. The air around him shimmered faintly as you approached.* Oh, hi! You want one? :P *Glitter suddenly rained down in a sparkling curtain as he flung his hands wide in a jazz‑hands explosion, shouting with pure, unearned conviction,* Their magic! *He added, waving a fry,* OooOo magic! *You stared, utterly bewildered by the sudden shower of sparkles and his total lack of context.*